JohnnieFootball

Week 9: St. Thomas Tommies

October 27, 2007 @ 1:00pm
Collegeville, MN

Family Weekend

Nick Gunderson: This kid eats weak, inexperienced offensive lines for lunch.
Alex Kofoed: 4th year starter is at home, on the turf, and playing his last game against UST.
Jerry Haugen: Defensive coordinator extraordinaire will have schemes to confuse and baffle the young Tommie offense.
Brian Weber: Speed kills. That and the combination of great hands, leaping ability, and inexperienced corners spell a big day for the #1 Johnnie WR.
Ryan Wimmer: Middle linebacker is developing into a premier player. Always seems to be around the ball and making tackles sideline to sideline.
Rich Hall: The biggest Johnnie superfan is watching from the big party in the sky. Nobody hated the Toms more than Mr. H.
Rat Pak: The Pak will get the Tommies to do something ridiculously stupid and embarrassing all at their own will. Pay attention it never fails.
Tommie student body: They’ll be too busy socializing and talking about the latest Abercrombie and Fitch winter fashion than to cheer during the game. Over/under on number of times the “we don’t care about football” is uttered from the Purple mouths is 837.
Don Roney: 0-9 career versus SJU and generally considered the worst coach in the MIAC. Give the man a lifetime contract.
John Gagliardi: You know John will not allow the team to look past the Tommies as the cardinal and blue await a MIAC title game in 2 weeks against Bethel. Ordinary players, doing ordinary things, extraordinarily well.