Top 10 Tailgating Must-Haves!

Posted by:
Touchdown Tommy
Posted on:
6 September 2007 9:23 pm

Top Ten Tailgating Must-Haves

  1. Ice Cold Beverages: This is an absolute necessity.  Whether you are drinking Miller Lites, Diet Dr. Peppers, Olde Johnnie Ale, Fat Tire, Hamm’s, or Kool-aid you must have a thirst quenching Red Cup at all times.
  2. Stiftungsfest Burger: The famous hamburger brought to Collegeville by Johnnie Red has reached iconic status.  The seasoned burger from Mackenthun and Wischnack Meats in Young America, MN is a delicious treat for even the most demanding Cheeseburger connoisseurs.
  3. Wild Rice Bratwursts: Every tailgate party worth its weight in gold needs a tasty wild rice brat.  This Minnesota/Wisconsin favorite tastes especially grand with an ice cold libation.
  4. Polish Sausages: Real aficionados will have their Polish flown in from the most authentic Polish meat markets in Chicago.  Once you have a good, hearty Polish you’ll never eat another hot dog.
  5. Bathrooms:  You need facilities close if at all possible.  Nothing ruins a good tailgate more than having to walk 6 blocks and then wait in line for the eternal cleanliness of a Porta-Potty.  Do yourself a favor and scout out the location for best accessibility to restrooms.
  6. Music/Radio:  Good tunes are essential to a great tailgating experience (Credence Clearwater Revival or Jimmy Buffett).  It is always nice to be able to listen to the Twins/Gophers/Various other good college football games while relaxing before the big game.  Take it from an experienced tailgater, it’s no fun without the BEAT!!
  7. Proper Dress:  You can’t show up in your “Camp Counselor” Hawaiian shirt or your wing tips and be taken seriously.  Wear your team colors/apparel with pride and dress for the conditions.  If it is a scorching hot September day, don’t forget the sunscreen or you’ll be paying for it for days.
  8. Good Friends:  Generally speaking, the folks who tailgate are friendly, salt of the earth people.  Don’t be afraid to join fans of the opposition and mix it up with a little pregame trash talking.  Good rivalries breed respect and long term friendships.
  9. Charcoal Grills:  I can’t emphasize this enough.  The difference between cooking with propane vs. charcoal is huge.  The flavors and smells mean football is in the air.  Be sure to have plenty of grill space and extra charcoal.  It is critical to be able to cook lots of food as fast as possible when the crowds get big.
  10. Games:  Don’t forget to bring a football to toss around in the parking lot.  Other tailgating favorites include Polish golf, Beanbag Toss, and a deck of cards for the impromptu game of poker.