Are you the guy or gal whose office is a shrine to the Johnnies? Instead of pictures of Tarkenton, Eller, Page and Foreman, do you have Gagliardi, Norman, Schmitz, Bell, Hood, McCambridge, and Elliott on your walls? Do you grab the free posters at the games on Saturday and have them on a wall in your house or office by Monday morning? Is your spouse constantly nagging you to “throw some of that Saint John’s crap out?” (BLASPHEMY!) Are you the guy or gal at the office that was put on suicide watch last year after the Bethel game?
The team at Johnniefootball.com wants to see your space. E-mail us pictures of your “Johnnie Space.” If you don’t have one yet, get to work!
The winning entry will receive a deluxe package of Old Johnnie Ale (2-four packs, actually). Second place gets…nothing! (We will do a drawing of all entries and give away one four pack of Old Johnnies Ale in a blatant attempt to encourage participation). Entrants must be 21 years of age and winners must show proof of age to collect prizes.
The Johnniefootball.com staff will evaluate the entries based on originality, creativity, general rube-dom, and overall effect. In other words, would the display be annoying or offensive to any Tommies, Royals, Gusties, Oles, or other MIAC alum that may view it? If so, that’s just what we’re looking for!
Deadline is end of the regular season! We will post the winner — and high-quality runners up — shortly thereafter. Enter now!
Mr.Shoes’s bobble rat on his desk at work
