They're Permanent by Johnnie Tats

Perfection…pure and simple….and that is how we like it!

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18 November 2009 4:06 pm
In Regards to:
2009 coe game

As all in the Nation that is truly unrivaled celebrate the perfect 2009 regular Season. I think we can all admit that this (to date) has been one heck of a perfect season! And this would include both on and off the Field events. So as we prepare for a deep run in the DIII [...]

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Never take sides against the family!

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13 November 2009 8:43 pm
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2009 carleton game

This line was famously used by Michael Corleone when speaking to his brother “Fredo” in the Godfather.  However for this week’s tilt against those “smart guys” from Carleton this quote rings rather true for all in the Johnnie Nation! Why you ask?
Well it just so happens that the current Head Football Coach at Carleton is [...]

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The Renaissance Man in the Middle

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7 November 2009 7:00 am
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2009 augsburg game

    
This week the Johnnies and its Nation that is unrivaled leave the friendly confines of the Natural Bowl and travel to Minneapolis to take on the Auggies in the Dome. Which has got be one worse sports venues in this Country!  And as with many US Cities it is highly recommended that when travelling to [...]

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SJU #4… Only One Jersey Color Needed!

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30 October 2009 1:00 am

While the Johnnies and the Nation that is unrivaled “enjoy” an off week (thanks to   Macalester) the rest of the Football world will be all a twitter over the return of Brett Farve to Lambeau Field. The excruciating anticipation for the Packer faithful is due to Farve continually looking to mimic a chameleon  with regard [...]

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He’s No Hand Me Down!

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23 October 2009 9:44 am
In Regards to:
2009 stolaf game

The Apple does not fall far from the tree. I can see where you get “it” from. You are just like your Father. Genetics in motion. You must get that from your parents, and so on. All commonly used phrases when describing someone who seems to have either physical or personality traits that are eerily [...]

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Because it is……

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15 October 2009 8:07 am
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2009 stthomas game

The border battle, the civil war, the war between the hedges, the biggest cocktail party in the world, these are some of the phrases the sports fan  hangs on it’s annual College Football rivalry tilts. For all in the Nation that is unrivaled we prefer to embrace a more simplistic and pure (similar to our [...]

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Those Mysterious Men Up Front

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10 October 2009 7:34 am
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2009 hamline game

Hogs, big men, earth movers, wide bodies, grunts, space eaters. These are the common monikers sports fans hang on those fine men who have chosen the path of little to no fame in the game of Football, that path being an Offensive Lineman.

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The Man from Marin

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3 October 2009 12:00 am
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2009 bethel game

Trade the City by the Bay for the Granite City? Complete your shopping needs at Crossroads Center vs. Union Square? Tolerate below zero temperatures for much of the winter instead of the morning fog over the Golden Gate?  Take a Bennie Bus instead of a Cable Car?
If these questions were posed to most High School [...]

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The Road Warriors!

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25 September 2009 4:00 pm
In Regards to:
2009 gustavus game

Unlike the first month of the 2008 season that saw our Johnnies and the Nation blessed with four straight home games at the Natural Bowl, the 2009 Johnnies have been required to embrace a Road Warrior mentality for three of the first four games in the 2009 campaign!

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From Manchester to the M.I.A.C.

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11 September 2009 3:22 pm
In Regards to:
2009 uwec game

Just how far does the scent of Wingman’s ever so delectable wings carry? Can you actually hear the opening of the container that carries Natural Aimee’s oh so popular homemade Deviled Eggs from that far away? What? Is that the sound of an ice cold beverage being poured into one of our quite famous red [...]

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