Dressed in black shirts, the SJU Alumni Association Subcommittee for Protection of Circus Animals, paid a visit to last Saturday’s Stiftungsfestivities, confiscating all of Johnnie Red’s red meat. Based upon an anonymous tip (probably from a Tommie), the meat was rumored to contain the meat of circus animals.
Facing a growing and hungry crowd, the Stiftungsfestivities hosts used the old “Trojan Rat” trick to smuggle more meat onto the site.
Undaunted, Chef Johnnie Red once again delivers Stiftungsfest Burgers in paradise.
NOTE: NO CIRCUS ANIMALS WERE HURT, CONSUMED OR EVEN THOUGHT OF DURING THE STIFTUNGSFESTIVITES TAILGATE EVENT!
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